Wednesday, August 12, 2015

The Amazins

My brother John bought us tickets to the Mets game as a Christmas present for July 31, 2015, so he, Scott and I made the trek to Citi Field in Queens on a Friday night.  It was typical Mets, as the pitching was great (Matt Harvey pitched 7 2/3 innings of 1-run ball) but the bats were dormant for most of the night.  The Mets completed a trade earlier in the day for a big bat, Yoenis Cespedes, from the Tigers, we went to the park very hopeful that things could change (and they have, as of this writing.  The Mets are starting to win a lot).

I kept a running commentary on things through the night, via text to Mandy and included here below, starting around 7 pm.  My texts are on the left, Mandy's answers to the right:

-Waiting in line for a beef brisket sandwich.
-In our seats. 
-Wait g for the Dark Knight to throw the first pitch
-*waiting
-The sun is directly in our eyes. Good thing we all have shades 
-Irish "rock" band playing pre game show, complete with violin and accordion. 
-Mets taking the field
-$10.50 for this??? (there's supposed to be a photo of my measly beef brisket sandwich, but I couldn't figure out how to get it from my phone to the blog.) 
-2 outs in the top of the first, Scott is on his second meal already
-Wilmer Flores with a diving stop at second base and the crowd practically gives him a standing ovation
-3 up, 3 down and the Mets are coming to bat
-Base hit to center by Granderson!
-Scott is yelling at Bryce Harper, since we're on the right field side. We hope he makes an error so we can make fun of him
-Strike 'em out (Tejada) throw 'em out double play, 2 out and nobody on. Typical Mets
-Murphy strikes out looking. Sheesh 
-A guy just made the observation that the Meta have 4 guys whose best position is third base playing the infield. Plus the left fielder, who is also a third baseman and David Wight in the dugout.  
-2 more strikeouts for Harvey, 3 up, 3 down, with the Mets coming up in the home second. 
-The stadium is about 70% full tonight. 
-Juan Uribe at bat for the Mets, Scott observes that he looks like he's eaten a few too many tomatillos. Plus his face looks like he's about 50. 
-Uribe walks on 4 pitches
-d'Arnaud up for the first time in what feels like forever. 
-And he flies out to left. 
-Flores grounds out to third. Uribe to second 
-Juan Lagares comes to the plate tonthe girliest music I've ever heard, and he flies out to left. Top of he third and no score. 
-*the third
-The sun is finally setting and John removes his hand from shading his eyes for the first time tonight. 
-One more observation on Uribe. He waddles like a duck. 
-Lady in the stands almost gets hit in the head by a foul ball. But she successfully protects her beer. 
-Uribe jumps 3 inches in the air to snag a line drive at third. 
-Harvey has 4 strikeouts in third inning, but he's throwing a lot of pitches. 
-Another strikeout, and another 1,2,3 inning for Harvey. Mets coming up on the third 

-Sounds like you're having a good time. 

-Ya think?
-Cool music for Campbell coming to bat, too bad he's only hitting .181

-Maybe he needs uncool music

-I'm going to suggest that to the Mets front office. 
-The Shake Shack line still hasn't moved since we got here. There's nothing that tastes that good that is worth waiting that long in a line. 
-They say the average wait in the like at Shake Shack is over 30 minutes. I'd rather go to five guys. 
-John declares the chipotle butter for his corn bread unacceptable. 

-Five guys have the best hamburgers. I just wish they sold shakes too.

-To complete an unhealthy meal. 

-Go all the way with a shake. 

-Everything in moderation 
                                                     -I moderate my shake intake just fine. 

-Granderson flies out to the deepest part of the ballpark. Still no score in the top of the fourth. 
Harvey with 39 pitches going in to the fourth. 
-John just mentioned out loud that Harvey is pitching a no-hitter. He just jinxed him.  
-We just remembered that the Mets scored 15 runs in Harvey's last game. That means they won't score any more runs for him the rest of the season. 
-Granderson with a sliding catch, another 1,2,3 inning for Harvey. 
-Ballpark about 80% full now
-Uribe walks. That counts as a Mets rally. 
-d'Arnaud walks. 
-Ball 4 to Lagares and the bases are loaded for Campbell, who is now a .180 hitter. 

-Now here's some excitement

-But we have a snoozer for a hitter up at bat

-Naturally 

-The Mets only have snoozers 
-2-2 to Campbell
-The pitch
-Low, ball 3

-I may have to turn on the fan. 

-3-2, 2 outs, the runners are in motion...

-The suspense...

-And he strikes out looking
-Sheesh 

-Didn't you know it!!
-Heart rending

-But expected. 
-But at least now there's the kiss cam
-Scott is ready for his next meal, but after he boos Bryce Harper some more. 
-Another K for Harvey
-9 pitch inning for Harvey, 15 up and 15 down, Mets coming up in the bottom of the fifth
-Harvey has 57 pitches through 5 innings 
-A couple in our row just got to the game. It's the bottom of the fifth, why even bother?
-Maybe they were eating in one of the restaurants
-Single by Tejada, double by Murphy, second and third with 2 outs and grandpa Uribe coming up
-And the Nats make a pitching change
-Ground out to second and the Mets do not score 
-Scott comes back with soft serve in a helmet and a pretzel
-And the t shirt rocket lady just shot one over our heads. I didn't think they had that much fire power
-Bottom of the order coming up for the Nats
-0-2 on the fist batter
-7th K for Harvey, 16 up, 16 down
-1-2 to the next batter
-Now 2-2
-Base hit by somebody batting .209 and the bid for the no-no is done for the night. 
-Strike out on a bunt attempt, 8 Ks for Harvey
-Base hit to right, first and third for the Nats with 2 outs
-0-2 pitch and...
-Foul ball
-High, ball 1
-Harvey in the wind up
-And grounder to third, force out at second. 0 runs, 2 hits and no errors, after 6 it's the Mets 1 and the Nats 0
-Make that bottom of the 6th
-20% battery left, let's hope they don't go to extra innings
-I don't think the Mets have had 1 hard hit ball all night. 
-Side retired in the 6th, Mets still up 1-0
-Double by the lead off man for the Nats, Bryce Harper to the plate
-And Harper grounds out to third. 1 out
-And another Cecil the lion joke by Scott
-About the 50th one tonight
-Long drive to right by the Zimmerman, but reeled in by Granderson. 2 outs
-Fly ball to the wall, but Lagares runs it down. Mets coming up in the bottom of the 7th. 
-T shirt lady shoots one RIGHT TO ME, but a.) John reaches over and gets in my way and b.) I'm texting you about the game, so I had my phone in my hand and I DROP IT. What a knucklehead I am. 
-We're in the first row of the upper deck, so it falls all the way down to some lucky guy at the field level. Shucks. 
-Mets out 1,2,3 in the bottom of the 7th, during which Scott berates me for texting during game and muffing the free t shirt. 
-I'm still mad about missing it. 
-Harvey strikes out the first batter of the 8th, he's still throwing 97 mph
-Fly ball to left, 2 outs 
-Home plate umpire call HBP on the next batter, Terry Collins challenges. The replay looks like it hit the ground first, but the umpires call it inconclusive, so the batter stays at first. Still 2 outs
-8% left. Harvey looks to be getting a little tired. 
-Infield hit, first and second for the Nats 
-Game is getting a little nerve racking
-2-2 pitch on Escobar, one of the Nats' best hitters
-Single to center, Nats score, game is now tied at 1

-Greeeeeat 

-No bueno
-If the Nats score again, we should just leave
-2-2 on Jason Werth. With 2 outs 
-10 pitch at bat for Werth. Agonizing
-13th pitch of the at bat
-Questionable pitch for a called strike 3, but we'll take it. Mets up in the bottom of the 8th with score still tied at 1
-Single to center by Tejada to start off the inning. Murphy up
-There's still a chance they could win. Nail biter...
-Murphy grounds to short, force out at second. 1 out

-The Mets only play nail biters

(That was the last text from my phone, I took Scott's after that)

-My phone died, using Scott's 
-Uribe strikes out. 2 outs 
-0-2 to d'Arnaud
-Strike out, Nats coming up in the 9th
-Line at the Shake Shack is finally gone. 
-Harper leading off the 9th
-If Harper jacks one, we're leaving
-2-2 pitch to Harper

-Are you trying to kill Scott's phone too?

-And he pops up to left. 1 out
-He has 50%. We're good to at least the 14th or 15th inning. 
-1 out walk to Zimmerman.
-Mets pitcher is getting wild. 
-Harvey is out of the game, btw
-John just took a 75 cent swig of water (the bottle cost $7!
-Another walk, 1st and 2nd with 1 out
-And Tyler Clippard is out, Jeurys Familia in to pitch 
-Murphy moves to third and Kelly Johnson comes in to play first. Grandpa Uribe comes out of the game. 
-Familia strikes outs some guy in the Nats, 2 outs
-*on the Nats
-Next guy flies out to left, Mets coming up in the bottom of the 9th with the score tied at 1
-Flores up to lead off the 9th
-And he grounds out to short 
-Girly song Lagares coming up 
-Foul pop up to first. 2 outs
-I think we're going to extra innings 
-Campbell hits a soft liner to short. Nats coming up to bat in the 10th

-I'm putting my phone on the armoire. 

-Tired of me?

-No, Christian came and gave me his electronics. I'm following his example. It's hard to tell him to do something, but not do it yourself. 

-I'm losing steam anyway, the Mets are making me tired. 
-Bottom of the 10th, still tied at 1

-Are you sure it's because you didn't get enough sleep last night even though I did the driving?

-No, it's because my fingers are tired. I feel fine. 

-Yuck. I'm going to skype with my mom. I know it's technology...but it is her birthday. Her 70th. 

-Actually just my thumbs. 
-Tell her happy birthday from me. 
-Yet another pop up to Werth in left
-And the Mets go weakly in the 10th
-Most exciting play of the night. Bryce Harper gets thrown out of the game for arguing balls and strikes. Nice..

-Hahaha!

-And Murphy comes out to the Celtic music. Linda would be impressed.  
-Bottom of the 11th btw
-Murphy hits a long fly out to the wall in straight away center. Couldn't be a little to the left? Or right?
-Little nugget from Scott - did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy?
-Another fly out to straight away center. To the top of the 12th
-Looks like the couple that got here in the 5th might get to see 9 innings after all
-At least there won't be traffic going home, right?
-Btw, The stadium is not 80% full any more

-I figured if I'm on skype I could keep my phone too. 

-You have my permission. 
-There's wifi here at the stadium

-I told Scott's joke to mom, Heather, and Brian. Great joke! Big laugh!

-Well there's a first time for everything. 
-Bottom 12, still tied at 1
-We need to entertain ourselves now
-Flores home run in the bottom of the 12th!  Put it in the books!  Mets win!!!
                                                            
                                                           -Yay! So it was worth staying..

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